Jalliawaala Baagh massacre @ our room....

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Our room is like the planet earth , it has its own environment , its own food chain and its own little natural disasters . Various specicies of animals like lizards , cocroaches , ants and some higher mamals like mice and cats live side by side harmoniously in this cemented planet we call our room.At the top of the food chain are 3 homo sapiens who control the cycle of food and other important environmental issues of this planet.These are my roommates - ajya and rakya.

One day i went into the kitchen to get a glass of water .... and the scene i saw was horryfying .... around 20-30 coackroaches were nibbling at the monaco bicuits we had bought in the evening .....this was against the kanoon of nature ... a lower species enjoying food meant for us higher mammals ... seeing this .. ajya ka khoon khaul utha .....

As we sat down for dinner everyone was silent .... ...." yeh cockroaches ka kuch karna hoga" ... i said ..... rakya nodded his head in agreement ........ " MAAR DAALO " --- ajya said ... face red with anger ... lambaaa sannataa(there was a loong silence) ....................... "BAYGON Spray mai le aaunga" ... Rakya said .... "Hum kal subah hi humla karenge" .... i concluded .....

PAU fatteh hi (at sunrise ) ... we were ready with our gear .. .. i had to wear a mask as i could also be killed by baygon ..... we closed all doors and windows so that no cockroach could escape ... and then began the genocide ....... no one was spared ..... ajya faught bravely ... killing roaches below the bed .. in the sink ... under the washing machine .... i was wounded due to inhaling excess of baygon .... rakya was screaming .. jo bole so nihaal and bharat mata ki jai .....

The operation lasted for an hour ... the scene was similar to the jaliaawaala baagh masaacre ...the bodies of the coacroaches were given a respectfull burial ..... ajya was recommended for a param veer chakra and rakesh awarded wit the magasasey award .... Thus we were able to retain the peace and harmony of our room again ..... all thanks to BAYGON ....... !!!!!