SOCHA NA THA ……

WARNING – Blog contains the usage of heavy duty techno jargon ….
MUaafi .. but pls read with someone from a slight IT background beside u…. !

Logon ki prem kahaniyan filmy hoti hai well ye wali thodi technical hai …..
The phases of the story are comparable to the start up process of an operating system …. so here goes --

THE BOOT UP --
The boot up of our Operation system was initiated by the leading ERP selling company called – SAP .
She wanted to pursue an SAP course and I was already into SAP – Just a co incidence…. !!
The boot up was quite smooth – I gave her tips on certifications and she asked questions regarding placements.etc
2 month down the line neither she got certified nor placed ….what happened --- we got engaged… !!!

HARDWARE and SOFTWARE compatibility Check ---
She(Software) was an MBA in Finance - accounting , ledgers , balance sheets , these were kids play for her.
My(Hardware) greatest Financial achievement was - opening an account in DEUTCHE BANK (apne ICIC ya SAHAKARI BANK jitna aasan nahi hota…!!)
We were trying to run WINDOWS VISTA 7 on a Celeron processor machine …. !
But still the hardware was able to take the load and the now runs like a Pentium core 2 duo processor ….

LOADING DRIVERS --
The DRIVERS of our OS were Facebook and Gtalk .
Thanks to the powerfull satellites and DB servers of these social networks , we never lost contact even after being 50000KM apart.
Well even the proposal was made in a small facebook chat window using COMIC SANS MS font …. !!

THE BUG FIXES and PATCH APPLICATIONS --
No love story is complete without the villain … Iss kahani me bhi the …..
NETWORK OUTAGES and POWER CUTS humari kahani ke mogambo aur shakal the …..
Ek baar toh I had to login remotely in her desktop to save her D:\ drive from getting full …. !
Hero ne heroine ke keemti laptop ki jaan bachai (srry for the HAM scene) … !

REGISTRY AND SYSTEM STARTUP --
After going thru the long process finally our OS is ready to start.
The pundits together with the stars (tare / sitare ) have registered the dates of the marriage .
BOOT COPMLETE LOADING OS - please press F9 to view system details ….. ;-)
Thanks to every chip in the circuit which helped to start up this operating system.

This operating system has been installed with the latest Anti virus softwares and cannot be hacked into by any MALWARE/ADDWARE/TROJAN.etc.
Even Bill gates multi million offer to buy the copyrights of this Operating system has been rejected....!