AAJ TOWEL FIR SE BED PAR PADA HAI ... $#%#$

Warning - Views and opinions conveyed in the blog are purely fictional and were not written to harm/hurt/outrage any person dead or alive....!

I always thought that the key ingredients of a successfull marriage were - faith , trust ,understanding and respect.But i was wrong , the real ingredients which make a successfull marriage are - Towel , Socks, shaving cream , chappals and Deodrant.

Like every bollywood hero ....every husband has to face a few villians , so just comparing a few products which can cause terror in a guys life(post marriage) to bollywoods popular villians -

1.Gabbar -- Towel :
I returned form a hard days work , eagarly awaiting to eat a nice cooked meal ... as soon as i tasted the daal, i found there was no salt ... i complained to my wife ...the reply i got was ... "aaj subah fir se towel bed par pada tha ...ye uski saza hai" ..from that day on every time there is a button missing on my shirt or salt missing in the daal ..i first run to the bedroom and check if the towel is hung at the right place ... !!!

2.Mogambo -- Chappal :
Tarzan and Mogli had one thing thing in common except the shorts(chaddi)....They could roam about the Jungle without wearing Chappals ....
but this is one liberty a husband can never enjoy....he has to wear chappals even in the house ... failing to do so can result in disastrous consequences... !

3.Shakaal -- Shaving cream :
Gone are the days when a guy could go to college without shaving for a week.
After marriage if you forget to shave even for a day in the morning , you will become the most shabby person in the eyes of you wife by evening.
So for a lifetime of happiness , SHAVE DAILY ... !!


4.Daga aur Teja -- Rumaal(handkerchief) aur moje (Socks) :
These two small and tiny products cause a lot of trouble every morning .... No husband in the world can find a pair of socks or a handkerchief himself ...this superpower is gifted only to the wifes ...only they can locate the whereabouts of these tiny but imp products ... i have missed many imp meetings in the morning due to this inability to locate the rumaal and the moja at the right time ... !!


5.Crime master GOGO -- deodrant :
Already having a bath every day is a challenge and on top the use of the deodrant.
If you dont apply it twice you have to maintain a one hand distance thorughout the day.
I have never experienced the "AXE EFFECT" but surely have experienced the "NOT APPLYING AXE EFFECT" .... it's really dangerous....!


All said and done , Picture ke end me heroine ko khush karne ke liye villian ko toh harana hi padta hai....So guys ... keep fighting...!