So here we were hoping against hope that we could predict her (the NIFTY's) next move .... but we soon realised playing against her was like playing against venus williams in tennis or racing against michael schumacher in F1 ... you always ended up standing on the 3rd position on the podium ... but still we wanted to learn it the hard way ...
Before revealing more about our glorious journey to bankrupcy... let me take a Small Detour to give u a brief idea about the 3 novice investors in our room nd thier special characteristics -->
1. The Go -getter --> this specimen is not afraid of the word loss .... nd will invest in the market even if the world is suffering from a nuclear holocaust .....
2.The naptol guy --> this specimen will do a risk analysis even if he wants to cross the road .... he will put even the 5 paisa profit he earns into a Fixed deposit jsut to be safe .....
3.The" i thought i did it right but i dont know what went wrong " guy ---> Lets just say if this guy predicts something , the right thing to do is follow the opposite ....
So all 3 of us endowed with our unique superpowers started doing a detailed market analysis on the economic deficit and the global GDPs with the bulls and bears utilizing the premiums of the balance sheets of the foriegn investors.... sorry for the vocabulary overdose ... got a little carried away with the financial lingo .....In short after having surveyed the market and invested , we were very confident that we will make profits but the very next day our bank accounts were 10 K rupees lighter .....
All 3 specimens together with thier superpowers could not tame the NIFTY .....
We had learnt our lesson .... so we decided never to turn on NDTV profit again and be happy with our meagre but consistent salaries that our company paid us .....
consistent salaries!!!!! BTW which company we belong????
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