Oxford dictionary meaning of the word --- Ghan ..
Ghan -- gah-aan -- To make a mockery of urself by saying somethin stupid in front of your friends who will remember the blunder and spread it to as many people as possible.
verb -- ghaning , adj. -- ghanner.
This blog is a collection of the top ghaans(blunders) made by me and some of my friends --(All identities have been protected to avoid public humiliation....)
1).Ghaneshwar(name changed to protect identity) --> We were waiting for our office bus ... it was running a bit late ... one of my friends got pretty frustu and asked the travel desk incharge --- bhaisaab yeh 9:00 baje ki bus kitne baaje aati hai .... ?? there was a 2 min silence and then laughter all around .... the travel desk inchage even considered resigning from his job to avoid such inquiries ...!@#$#
2).Ghanendra --> We had gone to the local computer shop to buy blank CDs ... we were king for a package deal ... one of my friends asked the shopkeeper ...bhaisaab -- yeh 120 /- rupye ke CD ke pack ka cost kitna hai .. .. !!!! till today we are afraid to step into the same shop again ......
3).Ghanudaya --> The India Sri-Lanka one day series was on .... we were discussing that if india won the series 5-0 we would be no 1 .... when suddenly one of my friends asked the question -- Abe ye best of 5 series me total matches kitne hote hai ...!!!! we switched off the match and laughed for 10 mins before giving him a reply ...
4).Ghanprakash --> This ghan has been nominated for the lifetime achivement award --
One day my friend bought a tiffin to office.... one of the seniors asked him -- do u live with your parents .. ?? a very obvious question after seeing the tiffin ... to this my friend replied -- no with my cook ....... !!!!!! my friend had obviously foreseen the question and meant his cook had prepared the tiffin .... but we did not even wait to hear his explanation and i almost developed a six pack as my stomach hurt so much laughing at this ghan ... .$#%#$%#
5).Ghanu --> One day we were sitting in office bitching about the long work hours and how working on weekend sucked .... when of our married collegues said -- even i dont feel like workin on weekends.... to this my friend replied -- abe tujhe weekend par kya karna hai. ... tere toh biwi bacche hai ... mujhe toh abhi dono paida karne hai ... .!!!! We had to take a coffee break to calm down our laughter ... !!!
6).Ghanchandra --> It was our cultural evening ... me and one of my friend were supposed to perform a dance sequence on stage ... as per the practise sessions we were supposed to enter at a specific line in the song ... during the main event we were so busy whisltling at the performance of the girls that we totally forgot to enter the stage .... we had rehersed this for 3 days and all we did was whistle .... till today people are wondering why were we standing at the steps of the stage .... ##$@
7).Ghanesh --> This is a personal ghan made by me ... it was my roommates bday .. and there is a tradition of sending a group mail to all our friends to wish him .... i tried to act smart by being the 1st one to send the mail...but in my exitement i frogot to keep the bday boys mail ID in the loop ..... the bday boy himself did not come to know by the end of the day that he was being wished by every1 .....
As the saying goes ... maut aur ghan kahi bhi kahi bhi ho sakte hai ..... Death and blunder can happen anywhere anytime ..... so watch out this space as there will be more ghans and blunders which will be legendary ..... and it will be a sin not to discuss them ........
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