Strictly for the stall public and not for the classy balcony crowd....
With his cell phone in his hand my collegue said -- abe ek imp call marke aata hu ... server par dhyan rakhna .... and he went off dabbling somethin on his phone .... 5 mins later i went to the washroom to wash my face ... suddenly i heard the flush and out came the same collegue ... he had camouflaged his visit to the loo with the pertext of making a call .... thus i understood when some one in the office says i need to make an imp call and disappears for 15 mins ... u shd understand that the call is not frm a person but from nature itself .....
People will make all sorts of wierd excuses like i need to meet the HR or i need a coffee break or i m goin to meet a friend from the nieghbouring cubicle ... and the nxt thing you know they are out in the washroom attaining nirvana ..... it is like a sin to be caught going to the loo ... no one will ever announce proudly abt visiting the washroom .... it is absolutely " TABOOO TO GO TO THE LOO "(sorry for the bad rhyme).
In our offic even though you cannot see wat is going on inside the washroom you can hear everything as the walls are too thin. Everytime someone comes out the others look at him in disgust and mumble .. sheee how cheap ... wat a hiedious criminal ..... he was the one making all those ultrasonic explosions .The poor guy washes his hands and runs off never looking back ....I have even caught high position managers and clients running off after being embarressed .No one is spared.
Inside the washroom all corporates are equal and the"LAW OF THE LOO " clearly states that there is no discrimination on the basis of caste creed company role or seniority .Thus even a manger who is all bossy and well poised in the outside world has to wait in the queue for his turn.
So next time you hear someone saying i am going to make an imp call .... and disappears for 15 mins ... you shd understand his problem .... !!
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