BAAP RE BAAP

                                                             
Disclamer -- The following blog does not intend to hurt the feelings of any women dead or alive.

MAA , JANANI , MATA , MOM , MOTHER .... these words are synonymous to GOD .... Becoming a mother is the best feeling in this world ... a mother can sacrifice everything for a child ... these are very common beliefs ...and a lot has already been written about mothers and their love .....  This blog is not about the sacrifices of a mother .... but about the ones made by  FATHERS , DADS , BAAPS  of this world ....
Consider this ... if Michael schumacher wins an F1 race , he is the one who recieves millions of dollars and stands on the podium waving around .... but what about the poor guy who changed the tires of his car when it was in the pit stop ... does anyone even remember his name ... not exactly ..... you can compare a father to this guy  .... he is the one changin tires in the pit ..... not noticed by the crowd .... making sure every nut is bolted properly for the car  to finish the race ....
Every one knows about what a woman goes through during the 9 months (3 trimesters) of pregnancy .... well this blog will throw some light on what a man goes through during these phases .....
FIRST TRIMESTER -- The " mujhe kuch khatta khane ka mann kar raha hai " phase :
As soon as the news of a pregnancy beaks out the wife suddenly develops the most wierd cravings .... the wife says --- mujhe khatta nimbu ka achar khane ka mann kar raha hai ... and thus begins counter-strike .... objective - Aquire target -- Nimbu ka achar  and return in time before the mood swings .... The husband puts in  all his might .......fights  the traffic ... tackles the signals .... aquires the target ... and returns wounded ..... however in most likelihood the game  is already over before the husband reaches base ... the wife no longer craves for Khatta achar .... The mood is now for meetha gajar ka halwa ... 

SECOND TRIMESTER -- The " hormonal locha " phase :
Hormones are by far the biggest villians of any guy during the pregnancy phase .... scientists have spent their lives trying to find the side effects of hormonal changes in women during pregnancy but no one ever paid attention to the side effects it causes in men ..... headaches , fatigue , desire to kill , suicidal tendencies are just a few ....the scientist who finds a cure to balance these hormones wil surely be rewarded by the Nobel prize and a lot of duas/blessings from husbands all over the world ....

THIRD TRIMESTER -- The "beta iss samay sabse jyada khayal rakhne ki jaroorat hai" phase :
This is the time when every buzurg prani in the family questions the abilities  of a husband .... questions like ... bahu ka khayal rakh raha hai ki nahi ... jyada kaam toh nahi karva raha bahu se are quite common ... everyone seems to think that during this phase a husband turns into nana Patekar  .... shouting and screaming at his wife without reason ....once the phase with accusation stops the phase with vishesh tippanis/exclusive tips starts ..... every kaki , chachi , uncle , aunty has some tip ...the most hilarious one  ... maa ko jyada papite ya kele mat khilana ... bacha pet me slip ho sakta hai..... !!!!

POST PARTUM --  The "Arre mai itni moti lagne lagi hu" phase :
With all the happiness after child birth there is jst one issue with the new moms ... body wieght ... thus to loose that pregnancy wieght the mothers hit the gym and the poor fathers have to hit the kitchen to gain all the wieght lost running around in the last 9 months .....

Well at the end the only difference between the guy changing tires in an F1 and race a new dad is that the dad gets to hold the trophy once the race is finished.
And suddenly it all seems worth it ....... !!!!