The SIX pack dream ....

My roommate bought this months issue of Mens Health today ... seeing the model displaying a chess board below his chest made me think of my amoeba shaped body ... removing my shirt i stood in front of the mirror .... my torso looked like a meat piece hanging on the butchers shop ....the models body had a V-shape ... well my body could be described as an "O" of the english alphabet .... after subjecting my roomies to this horrifying view of my well carved ,chiselled and algae shaped pot belly i was made to put my shirt on ....

We all decided to hit the gym with full enthu ..... but what abt the fees ?? ... the solution ... the AUDUGODI gym .... Fess 300 rupees per month. ... the recession proof gym ...
the Crowd consisted of the whos who of the working class community ... Cab drivers ... the butchers ... the dobis et all ..... the only female found on the gym floor -- the lady who came to sweep the floor ... it was kinda nice ... improved our focus on the excersises...


The Rules -- no footwear inside the gym ... no deodrants inside .... no stealing the dumbells ...no revelaing attire ... well sometimes even men can expose unwanted skin on the gym floor ....



Our instructor -- Malli pronounced -- MALLL -eee ...was a small guy at 5ft 3 inches but a tough taskmaster ... he had the superpower to bend our body into all kind of weird shapes just by counting 1,2,3 ,4...5 ,6 .... saavaan (7) ...... well we were subjected to heavy duty push ups , chin-ups etc. ... the 1st 2 days were fun the third day we cud barely lift the spoon to feed ourselfs ...


We had learnt our lesson .... we formed a law in our room ... no one will ever buy another issue of the Mens healh magazine ... thus saving us the shame of feeling disturbed abt our body ...