Beta.... hieght kitni hai tumhari ... ?

Marriages are made in heaven ..... thats what i was told always....untill recently i found out the truth ...... marriages(arranged that is) are made in the living room .............

The process of arranged marriages follows a similar track of interview rounds which were followed by the companies which came for campus interviews to our colleges --->

Venue -- Mama ka ghar /mausi ka ghar or worst ladki ka apna ghar.....

ROUND 1 --- the GD -- Group discussion --

This is the round where you thrown in front of an elite panel of judges comprising of - ladki ke tauji , ladki ke kaka sasur ,ladki ke mama, ladki ke mama ke sasur ,ladki ke behnoi ,ladki ke chacheri bhai ,ladki ke mamere bhai (srry got carried away...)

Two most difficult questions of this round which need thorough preparation and utter presence of mind are ->
1.Beta tumhari height kitni hai ?
2.Beta tumhara package kitna hai ?

No matter how hard you prepare and how well you research ,you will never be able to provide a satisfactory answer for the above questions to please the elite panel .
I have even tried to google the answer but in vain.

Next the elite panel then tries to establish a connection between the two families.
An extract from the conversation --
Raigad me bhagwandas zaveri ji ke baju wali kothi humari hai ..... arre wahi jahan kanta bai kaam karti hai ... ji haan .... arre wahi kanta bai toh humare yahan bhi bartan karti thi ..... chalo jana pehchana parivar mil gaya ... ab toh ye rishta pakka samjho ...... !!!!



ROUND 2 -- The PI -- personal interview --

The one on one round ....
One and only one question .
Boy to gurl -- what are ur hobbies ? hmmmm .... ummm ... nothin jus watchin movies listnin to songs......
Gurl to boy -- what are your hobbies ? hmmm....ummmm .... same ....
lambaaa sannnataaa ......
background music ---> pankhe ki awaaaz ........


ROUND 3 -- The technical round --

This is the round where the actual deal is finalised (Lene dene ki baatien)
Just like you discuss your package , gross income , take home and the notice period before you can resign with the HR. Similar topics are discussed in this round... except the resignation part .....!!!


Once you clear this round you are given the offer letter during sagai ki rasam and once you accept this offer letter .... you finally get the JOINING DATE ...... ;-0

P.S -- Im sure even the University toppers will have a tough time cracking these interviews...!!!